The most important thing you need to do before sneaking out for the first time is this: KNOW YOUR PARENTS. It may sound stupid but if you don't figure this out, you'll be caught in a second and your days of sneaking out will be over. When I say "know your parents" I mean know when they go to bed. Know when they actually fall asleep. Know if they check on you in the middle of the night. If so, when? How much? Do they just peek into your room or look close enough to be able to recognize you? Finding out all these things will most likely take a few days. If you have an older sibling who is experienced in the art of sneaking out, you can probably ask them for the answers for most of these questions, unless they get caught often, then do the smart thing and avoid their advice. If you have an older sibling who does not get caught when sneaking out, then sweet talk them or black mail them to take you with them some time.
Second thing you need to do when sneaking out. KNOW YOUR HOUSE. (or apartment or wherever you're living.) Know where you can sneak out. Know what's in view of your parents bedroom window. Know what windows you can fit through. Know what window you can get back in from the outside. Know if there is any security systems in your home/ apartment building. If there isn't any security system on your house then, A: I envy you, and more importantly B: you can probably walk out a door. For those who can use a door, it's best to have a key so your parents don't wake up and think they forgot to lock the door and then you are screwed.
Third thing. KNOW WHERE YOU ARE GOING. Hopefully its in walking distance or you have a buddy who can pick you up a little away from your home. If you are going to be drinking make sure you're are someplace warm. Also, and I say this from experience, if you have to shove a friend through a window make sure they are all the way inside before you leave. Or chances are you will get a message from their mom saying they found their son/ daughter passed out on the lawn that morning. Pretty awkward conversation.
Last thing. KNOW YOUR TIME FRAME. Take into consideration how long it will take you to get home. How long it will take you to change into what could pass off as something you sleep in. The time it takes you to calm down, because when you are excited it shows on your face. Remember to mess up your bed enough to make it look like you actually slept in it all night.
I lied. Now this is the last thing. KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Don't let it slip if you are tired or say something funny a friend told you while you were out. Don't tell a sibling if they weren't with you. They can and will use it as blackmail unfortunately. Don't comment on how easy it is to open a window from the outside. Don't post it as your status on any social site. Someone will see it and tell your parents.
Recap
- Know your parents
- Know your house/ home
- Know where you are going
- Know your time frame
- KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!
* Secret's guide to life is in no way intending to encourage illegal activities. All blog posts are merely educational intended for educating those who willingly choose on their own to participate in certain activities. Secret's Guide to Life is in no way responsible for actions preformed by its readers.
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